WELCOME.

I HOPE YOUR BONES ARE READY TO RATTLE

what is a skeleton?

a usually rigid supportive or protective structure or framework of an organism : the bony or more or less cartilaginous framework supporting the soft tissues and protecting the internal organs of a vertebrate

meet our spookers

PABLO

skilled trumpet player

well known in the underground for his hit single "rattled for you"

very sexy

SHAKESPEARE

just cause he died in the mortal realm doesn't mean he's fully dead

one of his best classics in the underworld, titled "tendon", sold 102 billion copies

it's really long. it took me 20 days to finish

"virgin walk" steve

walks like that one virgin meme

died a virgin

has erectile dysfunction

"that one headless guy"

we don't know it's gender

we don't know what happened to it's head

rumor has it that it got burried without it

"lazy bone" brian

sleeps for one earth day

he used to work for blizzard (poor guy) so he's taking most of his time here

he kinda chill though

COME BEFORE IT'S GONE!

BEETHOVEN & MOZART CONCERT IN 2 DAYS!!

HELD IN THE CITY SQUARE

JUST COME HERE or else i'll do your mom

-signed, paul